THE VIRGIN ASANAS

How Yoga, Sex, and Mother Mary Changed Everything
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GOD. SEX. AND YOGA.

MOTHERS. DAUGHTERS. AND DESTINY.

GROWING UP. GIVING UP. GOING MAD.

THE JUICINESS EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR.

Six months before my 30th birthday, my life as I knew it flopped. Dumped by my fiancé, fired from my dream job, dropped by my graduate program, and evicted by my Upper West Side landlord, I lost everything except the one thing I desperately wanted to:

My virginity.

Determined to gain back my love and lose my singleness cherry, I set sail on a spiritual quest. I honeymooned with my right-winged divorcee mother in Europe, vibrated into Om at a yoga training in Guatemala, and rubbed rosaries in California hotels on a crusade for holy sex. Crossing two coasts and five countries, I moved forward by crawling back, confronting the truth of my past, which clung as tightly as the quirks of my childhood faith and as intimately as my crown chakra. Where was my true love and can true love really wait into my 30s? On a journey as bewildering as it was sovereign, I got much more than I bargained for, in a tale where letting go and growing up was insatiably more orgasmic than I ever imagined.

“A MUST READ….”

T H E .V I R G I N . A S A N A S

 

The = A participle used to denote life-long destiny, as it pertains to overly romantic dramas (i.e. Is he THE one? Is that THE dress? When is THE big day? blah, blah)

Virgin = A human who doesn’t have sex. (Insert the pity of most people.)

Asanas = A body posture or position used in yoga

The Virgin Asanas: the bodily pose of a virgin,

in hopes of saving oneself for THE ONE.

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  • One of the most amazing stories I have ever heard! You won't regret it! One heck of a book!

    Becky WicksAward Winner Harper Collins author
  • Laugh out loud funny and brutally honest. The author has a way of illustrating the places she traveled so perfectly, it's like reading a book your best girlfriend wrote. I would recommend this book poolside with a iced drink in hand, a great summer read!

    Courtney GuerraCourtney Guerra Farms
  • Brilliant - full of travel, mother/daughter relationships, yoga in Central America, and the struggles and joys of ending one's 20's. Humor and honesty flow throughout. Ladies, you will eat it up.

    Jeffrey BochslerBe Multinational

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